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I seem to have been busy~!

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last week I committed genocide... Sorry about that, ban_set_turkiye (-5000 points). In February I gave aphdr_zombie a kidney (1000 points). In June I turned dread_pirate_uk in for eating carbs (3 points). In January discoverhk and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In May I pushed thesex_machine in the mud (-17 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4003 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
tomateoptimista

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( 49 comments — Leave a comment )
lookscold
Dec. 9th, 2008 09:17 am (UTC)
Way to give the dead something they don't need.
tomateoptimista
Dec. 9th, 2008 01:27 pm (UTC)
He thought it was DELICIOUS~!
thesex_machine
Dec. 9th, 2008 01:23 pm (UTC)
...
....
you'll buy me a new t-shirt. That's sure.
tomateoptimista
Dec. 9th, 2008 01:27 pm (UTC)
How about no~?
Mud's good for your complexion! Thank me!
:D
thesex_machine
Dec. 9th, 2008 01:31 pm (UTC)
I'll make you buy me an other shirt, then.
tomateoptimista
Dec. 9th, 2008 01:32 pm (UTC)
*laughs* But why~? You have a closet of others!
thesex_machine
Dec. 9th, 2008 01:35 pm (UTC)
Tsk. You ruined one of my favourite shirt!
tomateoptimista
Dec. 9th, 2008 08:11 pm (UTC)
Your fault for having a favorite!
thesex_machine
Dec. 9th, 2008 09:05 pm (UTC)
M-my fault?!
It's your fault to have dirted it!
tomateoptimista
Dec. 9th, 2008 09:39 pm (UTC)
It was your favorite first~!
*is actually enjoying riling up his brother*
thesex_machine
Dec. 9th, 2008 09:44 pm (UTC)
You owe me a shirt, though!
tomateoptimista
Dec. 9th, 2008 09:49 pm (UTC)
How about one that can be CLEANED~?
thesex_machine
Dec. 9th, 2008 10:05 pm (UTC)
You seriously want to make me angry!
tomateoptimista
Dec. 9th, 2008 10:18 pm (UTC)
What will happen when you're angry~?
thesex_machine
Dec. 9th, 2008 10:20 pm (UTC)
Nothing good for you.
tomateoptimista
Dec. 9th, 2008 10:59 pm (UTC)
Huuuuh~ Now I'm CURIOUS!
thesex_machine
Dec. 10th, 2008 01:27 pm (UTC)
*crosses arms*
I'm sure you are.
tomateoptimista
Dec. 10th, 2008 05:19 pm (UTC)
About what would happen~ *pokes Francis' brow*
thesex_machine
Dec. 10th, 2008 05:23 pm (UTC)
Do you really want to know?
tomateoptimista
Dec. 10th, 2008 05:27 pm (UTC)
*beams* Si~!
thesex_machine
Dec. 10th, 2008 05:31 pm (UTC)
Ok then.
*smirks and starts tickling him*
tomateoptimista
Dec. 10th, 2008 05:33 pm (UTC)
*his body seizes for a split moment, then he doubles over in uncontrollable laughter*
thesex_machine
Dec. 10th, 2008 05:37 pm (UTC)
*continues to tickle*
This is vengeance~~
tomateoptimista
Dec. 11th, 2008 05:40 pm (UTC)
*still dying of laughter* Can't---breathe! BAHHAHAHA!
thesex_machine
Dec. 11th, 2008 06:22 pm (UTC)
Aaah~ really~?
*the tickle softens as he nears his mouth to the other's ear*
You owe me a shirt, honey.
tomateoptimista
Dec. 11th, 2008 07:12 pm (UTC)
*starts to calm down, but being completely calm is a long time coming* Ehhehehe--haha... ha.... Do you want mine~?
thesex_machine
Dec. 11th, 2008 07:18 pm (UTC)
Maybe~
*moves his hands till he reaches the other's ears and starts scratching behind them*
tomateoptimista
Dec. 11th, 2008 08:56 pm (UTC)
Maybe? It's a GOOD shirt! *makes a pleased noise*
thesex_machine
Dec. 11th, 2008 09:41 pm (UTC)
I believe mine are better.
*touches their foreheads together, still scratching lightly*
tomateoptimista
Dec. 15th, 2008 01:30 am (UTC)
You just can't appreciate simpler things!! *shivers now from the sensations the attention gives him*
thesex_machine
Dec. 15th, 2008 01:16 pm (UTC)
And you can't appreciate more elaborate things.
*kisses him*
tomateoptimista
Dec. 15th, 2008 08:36 pm (UTC)
That's all a bit flamoya-- *he is cut off by the kiss, but inclines his head to respond to it*
thesex_machine
Dec. 15th, 2008 09:12 pm (UTC)
*relases the other from the kiss and looks away, smiling a little*
I missed this.
tomateoptimista
Dec. 15th, 2008 11:28 pm (UTC)
Hm~? Kissing me? *smiles* We never got to kiss much before anyways!
thesex_machine
Dec. 16th, 2008 01:20 pm (UTC)
Yeah.
*hugs him*
I love you, frère.
tomateoptimista
Dec. 17th, 2008 06:22 am (UTC)
*just keeps on smiling* Missed you too~
thesex_machine
Dec. 17th, 2008 01:33 pm (UTC)
Aww, why am I always the only one who express some affection?
tomateoptimista
Dec. 18th, 2008 02:16 pm (UTC)
Hm~? I kissed you back~
thesex_machine
Dec. 18th, 2008 02:33 pm (UTC)
Yeah but you never get the initiative.
dread_pirate_uk
Dec. 9th, 2008 04:46 pm (UTC)
Liek omg, why did you do that ;_; It was only a few extra carbs!

Damn, and here I was hoping you'd need a spanking~
tomateoptimista
Dec. 9th, 2008 05:45 pm (UTC)
Gotta keep tabs on you--or else you won't be a worthy rival!

Maybe I'll need one anyways. ^_~
dread_pirate_uk
Dec. 10th, 2008 03:50 am (UTC)
Mm, what're ye talking about? I will always be this svelte and I will always be more than a worthy rival for ye~

OH HO~ In that case, I'll be more than happy to provide ye with one~
tomateoptimista
Dec. 10th, 2008 05:46 am (UTC)
Oh~? I must be worrying needlessly then!

But! You'll have to CATCH ME FIRST!
dread_pirate_uk
Dec. 10th, 2008 07:29 am (UTC)
Indeed~ No need to worry~! *shakes his hips*

*sets up an Antonio trap ~A BASKET OF TOMATOES AND VERY NICE BANANAS~ and waits in hiding*
tomateoptimista
Dec. 10th, 2008 12:18 pm (UTC)
Ahhaaaa now we're DANCING?

Damn Arthur's good. *as predictable as ever, Antonio RUNS STRAIGHT FOR THE BASKET.* 8O~~
dread_pirate_uk
Dec. 10th, 2008 10:56 pm (UTC)
...What? No! I was jus'... Gah. *wonders if he should have done something else to emphasize his HOT BODY*

Of course he is. *wink* *Arthur waits until Antonio is perfectly distracted... And he pounces! SCORE, one Spaniard! He gloats over his prey.* >:D



I'll let you know, your comment made me sporfle in my coffee. TWICE.

Edited at 2008-12-10 10:57 pm (UTC)
tomateoptimista
Dec. 11th, 2008 02:06 am (UTC)
Noooo??? That's too bad!

BUT NOT AS GOOD AS ANTONIOO. D: *squirms!*
red_underthebed
Dec. 11th, 2008 04:03 am (UTC)
... XD For some reason, I think it's hilarious to apologize to Turkiye for genocide. *is a terrible person*
tomateoptimista
Dec. 11th, 2008 06:48 pm (UTC)
MAYBE I WAS BEING SARCASTIC?? 8D;
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