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I seem to have been busy~!

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last week I committed genocide... Sorry about that, ban_set_turkiye (-5000 points). In February I gave aphdr_zombie a kidney (1000 points). In June I turned dread_pirate_uk in for eating carbs (3 points). In January discoverhk and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In May I pushed thesex_machine in the mud (-17 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4003 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
tomateoptimista

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tomateoptimista
Dec. 9th, 2008 05:45 pm (UTC)
Gotta keep tabs on you--or else you won't be a worthy rival!

Maybe I'll need one anyways. ^_~
dread_pirate_uk
Dec. 10th, 2008 03:50 am (UTC)
Mm, what're ye talking about? I will always be this svelte and I will always be more than a worthy rival for ye~

OH HO~ In that case, I'll be more than happy to provide ye with one~
tomateoptimista
Dec. 10th, 2008 05:46 am (UTC)
Oh~? I must be worrying needlessly then!

But! You'll have to CATCH ME FIRST!
dread_pirate_uk
Dec. 10th, 2008 07:29 am (UTC)
Indeed~ No need to worry~! *shakes his hips*

*sets up an Antonio trap ~A BASKET OF TOMATOES AND VERY NICE BANANAS~ and waits in hiding*
tomateoptimista
Dec. 10th, 2008 12:18 pm (UTC)
Ahhaaaa now we're DANCING?

Damn Arthur's good. *as predictable as ever, Antonio RUNS STRAIGHT FOR THE BASKET.* 8O~~
dread_pirate_uk
Dec. 10th, 2008 10:56 pm (UTC)
...What? No! I was jus'... Gah. *wonders if he should have done something else to emphasize his HOT BODY*

Of course he is. *wink* *Arthur waits until Antonio is perfectly distracted... And he pounces! SCORE, one Spaniard! He gloats over his prey.* >:D



I'll let you know, your comment made me sporfle in my coffee. TWICE.

Edited at 2008-12-10 10:57 pm (UTC)
tomateoptimista
Dec. 11th, 2008 02:06 am (UTC)
Noooo??? That's too bad!

BUT NOT AS GOOD AS ANTONIOO. D: *squirms!*